Your Call Is Important to Us — So Sit There and Suffer

I’ve been on this Earth for just under 8 decades and I’ve learned to be patient. I’ve waited in bread lines, jury rooms, and the DMV in July with no

You’re Not ‘Too Old’ to Plan Ahead

Let’s talk about the one topic no one wants to bring up: the future. No, not flying cars or cryogenic freezers—I mean your future. Paperwork. Decisions. The messy stuff that

Be Flexible—Or Be a Menace to Yourself

Be Flexible—Or Be a Menace to Yourself Let’s be honest. Have you become that rigid old pain in the rear you used to roll your eyes at during Thanksgiving? You

I’m Not Impatient—My Body’s Just on Fire

Medical Bureaucracy Is a Slow-Motion Horror Show You know that feeling when your body is waving red flags like it’s at a NASCAR race, but the system insists you take

Don’t Suffer Just Because It’s Familiar

“Why Don’t You Move?” (Or, Don’t Suffer Just Because It’s Familiar) I know, I know. The idea of moving at our age sounds like climbing Everest with a folding walker